Saturday, 11 July 2009

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  On Cats (and their pets)

  

   There are over 100 breeds of Felis Catus (domestic cat for all of you mortals). The cat has been domesticated for decades now, and is one of the most popular pets in the world. Humans have 'adopted' the cat and even 'thought' it to do tricks such as opening doors and flushing toilets (isn't it easier to just do it yourself?!). However, here is the bitter truth: cats do whatever they want to do! Throughout the generations humans haven't 'thought' the Felis Catus one single thing, the cats do it for their amusement... Think about it, who's more funny when the feline opens a box? Cats- who do it with grace and amazing self conduct or you- jumping around squealing "How cute!". Yep, you've been used by your cat as a recreational devise (something like a TV, just not as bright).

  A fact: Felis Catus has been worshiped by the Egyptians 4000 years ago (basically if you killed a cat then they chopped off your head) and something tells me that the homosapiens are not done worshiping those small, but ferocious little beasts.

  Here is a quote as a conclusion:

  Human (n.): Useful domestic animal popular with cats.

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